What's made you grumpy today?

[Nickslikk2112]

Blistered Heels after walking round London. Thought I was going to have to cut my left sock off so much seepage had dried into it sticking it my heel.

Walked miles round various UK towns and cities in the same shoes with no bother. Ho-hum.

[Slim]

Standing in a queue, immobile, for 40 minutes (so far) at Malta Airport. Never again.

[pdw1]

Standing in a queue, immobile, for 40 minutes (so far) at Malta Airport. Never again.

till next year 

[Nickslikk2112]

Stupid people who do stupid things.
Stupid people who have done stupid things making it public.
The BBC then reporting on stupid people doing stupid things as news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0q2z725llo

There was an article last week about people having filler injections in public toilets, look, just feck off and collect your Darwin awards.

[Fishy]

Jack Draper..bit of of a cunt I think...

[The Picnic Wasp]

Journalists talking to camera who constantly err, uhmm, ahh. Slow down and concentrate please.

[Slim]

A wasp entered our bedroom at about 0530. Couldn't be bothered to get up and confront it so I let it buzz around and annoy me for half an hour, after which it left.

I wonder if it's worth investing in a wasp trap of some sort, for those rare occasions when the bedroom window is open all night.

[Fishy]

A wasp entered our bedroom at about 0530. Couldn't be bothered to get up and confront it so I let it buzz around and annoy me for half an hour, after which it left.

I wonder if it's worth investing in a wasp trap of some sort, for those rare occasions when the bedroom window is open all night.

Had a bloke round the other day getting rid of a wasps nest at the back of house.... wasps are such cunts.... No really..

[Nick]

Never close my bedroom windows

[The Picnic Wasp]

A wasp entered our bedroom at about 0530. Couldn't be bothered to get up and confront it so I let it buzz around and annoy me for half an hour, after which it left.

I wonder if it's worth investing in a wasp trap of some sort, for those rare occasions when the bedroom window is open all night.

The unwashed empty jam jar with some water in the bottom and a hole punched in the lid is quite effective.

[The Picnic Wasp]

A wasp entered our bedroom at about 0530. Couldn't be bothered to get up and confront it so I let it buzz around and annoy me for half an hour, after which it left.

I wonder if it's worth investing in a wasp trap of some sort, for those rare occasions when the bedroom window is open all night.

Had a bloke round the other day getting rid of a wasps nest at the back of house.... wasps are such cunts.... No really..

My friend is a wasp exterminator amongst his other jobs. I asked him once how he avoided being stung. He looked surprised and said he was stung nearly every day. Idiot!

[Thenop]

A wasp entered our bedroom at about 0530. Couldn't be bothered to get up and confront it so I let it buzz around and annoy me for half an hour, after which it left.

I wonder if it's worth investing in a wasp trap of some sort, for those rare occasions when the bedroom window is open all night.

The unwashed empty jam jar with some water in the bottom and a hole punched in the lid is quite effective.

Sounds quite self destructive coming from you.

[The Picnic Wasp]

A wasp entered our bedroom at about 0530. Couldn't be bothered to get up and confront it so I let it buzz around and annoy me for half an hour, after which it left.

I wonder if it's worth investing in a wasp trap of some sort, for those rare occasions when the bedroom window is open all night.

The unwashed empty jam jar with some water in the bottom and a hole punched in the lid is quite effective.

Sounds quite self destructive coming from you.

The jam jar would need to be XXL. 😁

[Slim]

Had a bloke round the other day getting rid of a wasps nest at the back of house.... wasps are such cunts.... No really..

There was a flat roof outside my bedroom window at my flat in London. It had a water tank enclosure on it and one year, 1999 I think, there was a wasp's nest in it.

That summer, I'd occasionally find wasp body parts coming through the hot tap while filling the bathtub. Sometimes, a bedraggled, soggy, live wasp would join me in the bath.

The most annoying thing though was having to keep the bedroom window closed because the flat was a heat trap.

I didn't fancy tackling them so I just left them to it. There were still a couple of them buzzing around occasionally in October, which funnily enough I found a bit sad and poignant.

They never return to the same nest the following year fortunately.

[The Picnic Wasp]

Constantly heard on the BBC, 5am in the morning, 5am this morning. It's just 5am or 5am today, please.