What's made you grumpy today?

[Fishy]

Another train journey and I've come to the conclusion I hate most people.. loud scummy shitheads that I'd happily machine gun over and over

[The Picnic Wasp]

Broadband down from 11pm last night until after 2pm today. Couldn't believe how many things I need it for now. Glasgow wide problem I think. TV working again thankfully.

[Fishy]

A 2 day stay over cut short at a hotel in Wetherall Cumbria due to them being useless..and majorly fucking up... a lengthy complaint email now in the works to the manager

[Matt2112]

The annual hysterical meltdown of BBC News & Weather now that the temperature is starting with thirty.

To listen to their reports on TV and Radio 4 you'd think the country was under some sort of nuclear assault.  Which it kind of is, I suppose, but you get my drift.

[Fishy]

A 2 day stay over cut short at a hotel in Wetherall Cumbria due to them being useless..and majorly fucking up... a lengthy complaint email now in the works to the manager

It pays to moan.. credit to the hotel manager.. a complimentary overnighter dbb at their expense offered and a full apology

[pxr5]

We were supposed to be getting our downstairs loo refurbished this week. We specifically wanted this week as our son and his wife are on their holidays and we'd intended to drop around there while the work was in progress. We got quotes in March and decided to use the same guy that did our bathroom and en-suite. My wife had been messaging him about choices of tiles etc. but after a text half way through May we didn't get reply. We weren't too bothered because he can be a bit scatty. Anyway, last week we started to get concerned as he went completely off grid. No replies to texts, whatsapps etc. My wife rang him and I rang him - nothing. So that's it, he completely fucked us over. I can't forgive him unless he's died or been committed as anything else is inexcusable. Even if something has happened he should at least let us know. A quick text would take seconds. What really hurts though is that we've put lots of work his way after recommending him to people we know. Obviously he will only get negativity from us now and we intend to leave reviews wherever we can. Git.

[Fishy]

Ryanair has changed its family seating policy to allow parents to sit next to their young children without paying a seat reservation fee, after an investigation was opened.
Adults travelling with children who do not wish to pay for a reserved seat will now be told of their free seat allocation after check-in, which Ryanair said was in line with most other European airlines.
Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary said it would "reluctantly adjust to this industry standard", but insisted its long-standing policy fully complied with laws and had given families "certainty".

Mikey...you are a fucking little cunt..

[David L]

Ryanair has changed its family seating policy to allow parents to sit next to their young children without paying a seat reservation fee, after an investigation was opened.
Adults travelling with children who do not wish to pay for a reserved seat will now be told of their free seat allocation after check-in, which Ryanair said was in line with most other European airlines.
Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary said it would "reluctantly adjust to this industry standard", but insisted its long-standing policy fully complied with laws and had given families "certainty".

Mikey...you are a fucking little cunt..

Ryanair should change it's name - TACA Air (Tight-arse Crying Again) 

[Thenop]

DPD: "we will deliver your package today between 11:55 and 12:55"
11:56: "We missed you and will now send it to the far end of the galaxy for you to collect whenver the next space shuttle goes there"

I was sitting at the kitchen table, window open with 2 dogs walking around. I was home you useless delivery service

[dom]

I'm not sure whether that was the intention but that made me laugh! We've all been there

[Fishy]

Tate brothers lose court bid to be told names of their UK accusers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2dyrw36gzjo

A real couple of nasty bastards that the planet could do without..

[Matt2112]

The BBC are just desperate to say the temperature has hit 40 degrees Celsius aren't they?  I actually thought this before they completely vindicated my thought on Radio 4: during a report on the UK's current hot weather they mentioned the temperature had hit 40 degrees Celsius...somewhere in Germany.

Still, it's not quite as bad as the current undisputed champion of apocalyptic weather reporting, which is Sky News, who a few summers ago insisted Athens would hit 60 Celsius.

[Nickslikk2112]

I was still fast asleep this morning whilst Mrs S waa being chased round the house by a Hornet.
I'd have loved to have seen that!

[The Picnic Wasp]

I was still fast asleep this morning whilst Mrs S waa being chased round the house by a Hornet.
I'd have loved to have seen that!

Amazon Blink indoor security cameras on offer at present. 😁

[Fishy]

King Charles urged MSPs to help build a "fair and prosperous society" as he opened the new session of the Scottish Parliament.

Well then Charly boy why don't you pack in your so called job and dish out your unearned millions across the country you fkn waste of space cunt