Crap TV shows from the past

[The Picnic Wasp]

The Stanley Baxter Show. Cross-dressing jock comedian produces a full hour of absolute wank.

Well, you'd be safe enough in the town where I live just north of Glasgow. All you hear is English accents, so subtitles would be required. Parliamosassenach?

[Fishy]

Magpie.. was pretty rubbish but Jenny Hanley gave me the right horn..

[David L]

Magpie.. was pretty rubbish but Jenny Hanley gave me the right horn..

Of all the female presenters on Blue Peter/Magpie, she was by far the hottest. Randy minx - in my mind 

[dom]

I fancied Janet Ellis - Sophie Ellis Baxter's mum

Preferred Blue Peter to Magpie as well

[Fishy]

Crackerjack.....awful...

[David L]

Vision On - bloody dire

[Fishy]

Bod and Cheggers plays pop

[Matt2112]

Heidi

The hideously bad dubbing made it unwatchable for me.

[Nickslikk2112]

Crystal Tipps and Alistair
Mary Mungo and Midge
Mr Benn

[Fishy]

Got to say I kinda liked Benners...

[Nick]

Got to say I kinda liked Benners...

Always a mystery in the back of the shop

[Slim]

It was a thinly disguised metaphor for dealing in hallucinogenic drugs.

[Nickslikk2112]

It was a thinly disguised metaphor for dealing in hallucinogenic drugs.

It was not at all disguised shit!

[Fishy]

Jackanory... discuss... it was shit..

[David L]

Jackanory... discuss... it was shit..

My contribution: it was shit