Elon Musk, Twitter

[Thenop]

Musk said his injury by saying he had told his son, X Æ A-12 - known as X - to punch him.


Who the fuck gives his son that name.. musk you are a tosser

He probably programmed him to be autonomous, as soon as he realised what a dick his father really was he started punching him.

[Slim]

And Trump is booting him out of the White House! Surprised it lasted as long as it did

I heard an interview with John Bolton on LBC last week. He said that Trump would have got rid of him by the summer. I thought that was optimistic, personally.

Well John got this one right, although to be fair a lot of people thought their relationship would implode at some point.

[Thenop]

Sometimes Twitter is funny, and so is Grok the Muskbot

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