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Title: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: David L on June 06, 2025, 10:03:09 AM
Michael Bentine's Potty Time - absolute shite
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 10:12:55 AM
Quote from: David L on June 06, 2025, 10:03:09 AMMichael Bentine's Potty Time - absolute shite
I liked that!!!!

Now the Val Doonican Show was shite.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: David L on June 06, 2025, 11:06:06 AM
Quote from: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 10:12:55 AM
Quote from: David L on June 06, 2025, 10:03:09 AMMichael Bentine's Potty Time - absolute shite
I liked that!!!!

Now the Val Doonican Show was shite.
Delaney's Donkey is a great track though, tbf
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 06, 2025, 11:49:58 AM
I loved Potty Time.

Anyone remember Bob Monkhouse's Mad Movies? Another one from around the same time. Bob presented his own favourite clips from the silent film era.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: The Picnic Wasp on June 06, 2025, 12:23:56 PM
Quote from: David L on June 06, 2025, 10:03:09 AMMichael Bentine's Potty Time - absolute shite

I liked it too, but it didn't seem to be on much in Scotland. I was quite fascinated by the invisible characters moving about in the sand. Now Cartoon Cavalcade (Scottish) needs a mention but only because for months or maybe years Glen Michael (still alive, 99 years old), promised the children that they would show Casper The Friendly Ghost as soon as possible.

STV obviously wouldn't stump up the cash for it and I don't think it ever appeared again. Seemed a huge deal back in the 60s.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: The Picnic Wasp on June 06, 2025, 12:26:01 PM
The News. Any news programme really. Just remember Vietnam stuff constantly.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2025, 01:36:46 PM
Quote from: David L on June 06, 2025, 10:03:09 AMMichael Bentine's Potty Time - absolute shite

I liked that.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 06, 2025, 03:03:28 PM
Follyfoot.. was on itv oh and black beauty..
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 06, 2025, 03:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slim on June 06, 2025, 11:49:58 AMI loved Potty Time.

Anyone remember Bob Monkhouse's Mad Movies? Another one from around the same time. Bob presented his own favourite clips from the silent film era.

Yes I remember that.. blimey...
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 06, 2025, 03:55:48 PM
The one with the old hippy and a cardboard mouse round his finger. Rubbish. Just found it on YouTube.

Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 06, 2025, 03:57:45 PM
Quote from: Slim on June 06, 2025, 03:55:48 PMThe one with the old hippy and a cardboard mouse round his finger. Rubbish. Just found it on YouTube.



Oh god yeah that was fkn awful
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 03:59:20 PM
Bloody Rentaghost  >:(
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 06, 2025, 04:05:01 PM
What else didn't I like .. oh yes I think it was called Why Don't You Stop Watching TV And Go And Do Something Else. Or something like that.

Found it, Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something Less Boring Instead?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266205/
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: The Picnic Wasp on June 06, 2025, 04:15:54 PM
The Water Margin.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 06, 2025, 04:19:03 PM
Quote from: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 03:59:20 PMBloody Rentaghost  >:(

Yes terrible and Catweazel
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: David L on June 06, 2025, 06:20:38 PM
Robert's Robots - load of bollocks
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 06:40:30 PM
The foreign dross you used to get in Summer when Blue Peter went away:

Belle and Feckin' Sebastian
White Horses
Heidi
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: The Picnic Wasp on June 06, 2025, 06:55:43 PM
Quote from: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 06:40:30 PMThe foreign dross you used to get in Summer when Blue Peter went away:

Belle and Feckin' Sebastian
White Horses
Heidi

But remember the one amazing foreign programme: The Singing Ringing Tree. Terrifyingly brilliant.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: R6GYY on June 06, 2025, 07:01:12 PM
Quote from: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 06:40:30 PMThe foreign dross you used to get in Summer when Blue Peter went away:

Belle and Feckin' Sebastian
White Horses
Heidi

The Flashing Blade!
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2025, 07:03:46 PM
Quote from: The Picnic Wasp on June 06, 2025, 04:15:54 PMThe Water Margin.

That was a classic!
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2025, 07:04:42 PM
Quote from: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 06:40:30 PMThe foreign dross you used to get in Summer when Blue Peter went away:

Belle and Feckin' Sebastian
White Horses
Heidi

Bet you can still hum The white horses theme tune.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2025, 07:05:34 PM
Quote from: R6GYY on June 06, 2025, 07:01:12 PM
Quote from: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 06:40:30 PMThe foreign dross you used to get in Summer when Blue Peter went away:

Belle and Feckin' Sebastian
White Horses
Heidi

The Flashing Blade!

TFB was another classic. Loved it even with the dubbing.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2025, 07:06:35 PM
Crossroads- mainly due to the theme tune.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: David L on June 06, 2025, 07:12:33 PM
The Stanley Baxter Show. Cross-dressing jock comedian produces a full hour of absolute wank.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: R6GYY on June 06, 2025, 07:14:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 06, 2025, 07:05:34 PM
Quote from: R6GYY on June 06, 2025, 07:01:12 PM
Quote from: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 06:40:30 PMThe foreign dross you used to get in Summer when Blue Peter went away:

Belle and Feckin' Sebastian
White Horses
Heidi

The Flashing Blade!

TFB was another classic. Loved it even with the dubbing.
Oh I agree. Stirring theme tune from what I can remember too. Can't remember anything else apart from I enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: dom on June 06, 2025, 07:35:42 PM
The ITV show about the countryside. Half an hour of pure boredom talking about horse brasses and other equally tedious shite.

I think the Fast Show based Bob Flemming on it

EDIT Out of Town...

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0266170/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2025, 07:43:06 PM
Quote from: dom on June 06, 2025, 07:35:42 PMThe ITV show about the countryside. Half an hour of pure boredom talking about horse brasses and other equally tedious shite.

I think the Fast Show based Bob Flemming on it

EDIT Out of Town...

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0266170/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Have to admit I went down a rabbit hole on You Tube watching all the old Jack Hargreaves programmes, a lost era of rural skills.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 07, 2025, 10:58:05 AM
Quote from: David L on June 06, 2025, 07:12:33 PMThe Stanley Baxter Show. Cross-dressing jock comedian produces a full hour of absolute wank.

That was great - very funny man.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 07, 2025, 10:58:37 AM
The Tomorrow People - rubbish.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 07, 2025, 11:05:26 AM
Quote from: Nickslikk2112 on June 06, 2025, 06:40:30 PMThe foreign dross you used to get in Summer when Blue Peter went away:

Belle and Feckin' Sebastian
White Horses
Heidi

Don't know if it was one of these, but there was a foreign kid's programme where you could hear the original foreign language soundtrack, but it was overdubbed by a narrator. There was something really creepy about it.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: The Picnic Wasp on June 07, 2025, 11:24:44 AM
Quote from: David L on June 06, 2025, 07:12:33 PMThe Stanley Baxter Show. Cross-dressing jock comedian produces a full hour of absolute wank.

Well, you'd be safe enough in the town where I live just north of Glasgow. All you hear is English accents, so subtitles would be required. Parliamosassenach?
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 07, 2025, 02:39:43 PM
Magpie.. was pretty rubbish but Jenny Hanley gave me the right horn..
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: David L on June 07, 2025, 08:35:14 PM
Quote from: Fishy on June 07, 2025, 02:39:43 PMMagpie.. was pretty rubbish but Jenny Hanley gave me the right horn..
Of all the female presenters on Blue Peter/Magpie, she was by far the hottest. Randy minx - in my mind  ;D
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: dom on June 08, 2025, 12:57:17 AM
I fancied Janet Ellis - Sophie Ellis Baxter's mum

Preferred Blue Peter to Magpie as well
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 09, 2025, 10:09:54 PM
Crackerjack.....awful...
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: David L on June 09, 2025, 10:20:53 PM
Vision On - bloody dire
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 09, 2025, 10:30:10 PM
Bod and Cheggers plays pop
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Matt2112 on June 09, 2025, 11:48:32 PM
Heidi

The hideously bad dubbing made it unwatchable for me.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nickslikk2112 on June 10, 2025, 10:03:23 AM
Crystal Tipps and Alistair
Mary Mungo and Midge
Mr Benn
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 10, 2025, 10:23:30 AM
Got to say I kinda liked Benners...
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2025, 07:00:32 PM
Quote from: Fishy on June 10, 2025, 10:23:30 AMGot to say I kinda liked Benners...

Always a mystery in the back of the shop
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 10, 2025, 09:27:52 PM
It was a thinly disguised metaphor for dealing in hallucinogenic drugs.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nickslikk2112 on June 10, 2025, 09:46:05 PM
Quote from: Slim on June 10, 2025, 09:27:52 PMIt was a thinly disguised metaphor for dealing in hallucinogenic drugs.
It was not at all disguised shit!
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 10, 2025, 10:11:12 PM
Jackanory... discuss... it was shit..
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: David L on June 10, 2025, 11:11:28 PM
Quote from: Fishy on June 10, 2025, 10:11:12 PMJackanory... discuss... it was shit..
My contribution: it was shit
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Matt2112 on June 11, 2025, 02:01:54 PM
Quote from: Fishy on June 10, 2025, 10:11:12 PMJackanory... discuss... it was shit..

The only time it wasn't was when Rik Mayall did it.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: dom on June 11, 2025, 05:30:46 PM
I always enjoyed it as a kid
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 19, 2025, 12:53:33 PM
This is going back a bit.. Double Your Money. Rubbish. Also: The Golden Shot. Awful.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 19, 2025, 12:56:51 PM
Tom n Jerry cartoons that weren't produced by Fred Quimby
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2025, 01:07:30 PM
The pink panther - again I hated the music.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: David L on June 19, 2025, 01:38:26 PM
Quote from: Slim on June 19, 2025, 12:53:33 PMThis is going back a bit.. Double Your Money. Rubbish. Also: The Golden Shot. Awful.
But.............Anne Aston  :o
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: R6GYY on June 19, 2025, 06:26:26 PM
Quote from: Slim on June 19, 2025, 12:53:33 PMThis is going back a bit.. Double Your Money. Rubbish. Also: The Golden Shot. Awful.
I don't really remember Double Your Money - was it "Double your money, or open the box"?

The Golden Shot

Indeed. Crap TV.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: The Picnic Wasp on June 19, 2025, 07:01:19 PM
Quote from: R6GYY on June 19, 2025, 06:26:26 PM
Quote from: Slim on June 19, 2025, 12:53:33 PMThis is going back a bit.. Double Your Money. Rubbish. Also: The Golden Shot. Awful.
I don't really remember Double Your Money - was it "Double your money, or open the box"?

The Golden Shot

Indeed. Crap TV.

I think the "open the box" line comes from Take Your Pick, hosted by Michael Miles. I can only remember a theme tune song line from Double Your Money, "and try to get rich". Mists might start to clear about that one.

Edit: Looked it up. Double Your Money was hosted by Hughie Green. Unbearable!
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 19, 2025, 08:08:18 PM
Speaking of Hughie... Opportunity Knocks.. just awful..
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 20, 2025, 01:48:30 PM
Yes I remember Take Your Pick with Michael Miles, but I quite liked it. http://www.screenonline.org.uk/tv/id/563416/index.html

Was also going to mention Opportunity Knocks. Which reminds me of New Faces. Diabolical.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: The Picnic Wasp on June 20, 2025, 01:49:53 PM
Quote from: Fishy on June 19, 2025, 08:08:18 PMSpeaking of Hughie... Opportunity Knocks.. just awful..

I think the definition of irony should be his catchphrase. "And I mean that most sincerely, folks".
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 20, 2025, 03:44:54 PM
Astonishing when Hughie turned out to be Paula Yates' dad. She was certain he wasn't and considered the idea ridiculous.

Remember that biopic from about 15 years ago in which Trevor Eve played Hughie? I thought it was pretty good. I especially liked the scene in which Hughie is seen tonking a young lady in his dressing room. But I thought Trevor Eve was miscast there. Quite a bulky, imposing and charismatic bloke, which Hughie definitely wasn't. But he did get the voice right.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 20, 2025, 10:45:59 PM
Yeah new faces.. utter turgid bile.. it had that cunt Tony hatch as a judge.. the bloke who came up with the neighbours theme tune.. good job Tony ..fuck off..
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 22, 2025, 04:06:39 PM
Quote from: Fishy on June 09, 2025, 10:09:54 PMCrackerjack.....awful...
Maclean! Yes, I had a bath this morning!

Awful
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Fishy on June 22, 2025, 04:50:07 PM
Junior showtime.. some Yorkshire tv production.. utter dross..
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: David L on June 22, 2025, 07:02:45 PM
Quote from: Fishy on June 22, 2025, 04:50:07 PMJunior showtime.. some Yorkshire tv production.. utter dross..
The absolute pits
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Nickslikk2112 on June 22, 2025, 08:30:31 PM
Ivor the Engine.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: Slim on June 22, 2025, 08:49:09 PM
Top of the Form. Dismal. Oh yes and Mr and Mrs.
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: The Picnic Wasp on June 22, 2025, 09:14:44 PM
Quote from: Fishy on June 22, 2025, 04:50:07 PMJunior showtime.. some Yorkshire tv production.. utter dross..

Didn't that show produce the national treasure which is Bonnie Langford though?
Title: Re: Crap TV shows from the past
Post by: The Picnic Wasp on July 10, 2025, 08:14:26 PM
Quote from: The Picnic Wasp on June 06, 2025, 12:23:56 PM
Quote from: David L on June 06, 2025, 10:03:09 AMMichael Bentine's Potty Time - absolute shite

I liked it too, but it didn't seem to be on much in Scotland. I was quite fascinated by the invisible characters moving about in the sand. Now Cartoon Cavalcade (Scottish) needs a mention but only because for months or maybe years Glen Michael (still alive, 99 years old), promised the children that they would show Casper The Friendly Ghost as soon as possible.

STV obviously wouldn't stump up the cash for it and I don't think it ever appeared again. Seemed a huge deal back in the 60s.

Glen Michael R.I.P

99 years old.