I've seen some hilarious comments on social media recently, and I thought it might be worthwhile to compile some of them for laughs.
Here's a lady called Janice, corresponding with Andrew Bridgen a few hours ago:
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https://twitter.com/JaniceW78256134/status/1757388233682436193
Please do post 'em if you got 'em.
There seems to be flat earth forums aplenty on social media where "Poe's Law" is manifest to extreme degrees; many are almost indistinguishable from parody.
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Was the above not used during covid with planes spraying vaccinations or some such nonsense..
Quote from: Fishy on March 08, 2024, 08:07:47 AMWas the above not used during covid with planes spraying vaccinations or some such nonsense..
Didn't the RAF do that at roof top level over DavidL's house in particular ;)
Our leader and his 'wonder' goal-scoring disciple hath spoken.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13163333/Bridgen-lists-LeTissier-expert-Covid-jabs.html
;D
"Chemtrails" 🤦🏻�♂️
The output from passenger jets is actually getting more benevolent, not less.
It's a really troubling phenomenon. Le TIssier apparently believes that Bin Laden was in Mossad and the Israelis did 9/11.
The Dutch have a tin foiler word: "Wappie". This is really conspiracy theory territory. From the obvious C19 discussions to "my body proteects itself from the sun, you don't need sunblock'. Also: sex education in schools was a big target last year: 'they are teaching our children how to have anal sex!' Ridiculous and harmful stuff.
There have been quite some convictions even for continuous harassment of public officials (mayors etc) because of alleged 'rituals with children including blood ceremonies' for which of course children have been kidnapped and ritually sacrificed. These idiots putting up signs and placing flowers on graves and holding wakes. Grieving parents being harassed and all.
Quote from: Slim on March 08, 2024, 09:26:51 AMIt's a really troubling phenomenon. Le TIssier apparently believes that Bin Laden was in Mossad and the Israelis did 9/11.
Wonderful striker of the ball though (very long body - may be one of the 'lizard people')
Just had a look at that ANGRYNIC twitter feed. The stupidity on display depresses me. Won't go back again!
Here's a good one
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.. and one I wasn't expecting (no political points scored here, it's just common-or-garden insanity)
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When the foilers turn on themselves..
https://rumble.com/v4a1du6-government-propaganda-agent-watch-1-nd-john-campbell.html
"GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA AGENT WATCH #1 ND JOHN CAMPBELL"
Quote from: Slim on April 10, 2024, 11:21:16 PMWhen the foilers turn on themselves..
https://rumble.com/v4a1du6-government-propaganda-agent-watch-1-nd-john-campbell.html
"GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA AGENT WATCH #1 ND JOHN CAMPBELL"
At the very least, he dserves a spot on 8 out of 10 Cats Do Countdown
Quote from: Slim on March 14, 2024, 12:47:09 AM(https://i.ibb.co/vPM0zc6/angry-weather.png)
I'm assuming this is fake:
No
Quote from: David L on May 31, 2024, 06:35:34 PMI'm assuming this is fake:
No, I think it's real. He's describing technologies which could, in theory, be used to make minor weather adjustments. This has never actually occurred in British airspace to the best of my knowledge.
Whereas the folks on X whose opinions I transcribed believe that we are being sprayed with chemicals by every passenger aircraft that leaves a contrail, to worsen our weather as part of a globalist conspiracy.
This is from a year ago, but an elected Republican Party district chair, Kandiss Taylor, believes that the Earth is flat.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/kandiss-taylor-globes-anti-flat-earth-brainwashing-1234741082/
Incredibly, she was a teacher at the same time she espoused these views.
Needless to say when she failed to win a primary to run for the governorship of Georgia, she refused to believe that she'd actually lost, despite winning only 3.7% of the vote compared to the winner's 73%. Her campaign slogan was "JESUS, GUNS, BABIES".
Wow! That's almost as unbelievable as thinking there are teachers that think boys can be girls and vice versa
From @AndyAve_ on Twitter. I really don't get the "viruses don't exist" one. I wonder if it's rooted in distrust of the pharmaceutical industry.
BTW I was also jabbed at the same branch of Masons as Bridgen before he went full tonto nutter.
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The LFT manufactures must be in on it too. I'm still testing positive. Good money for the industry.
So, looks like the Russians were not responsible for the destruction of Nord Stream:
https://www.politico.eu/article/german-authorities-obtain-first-arrest-warrant-ukraine-nord-stream-bombing/
If you happen upon someone wearing a tin-foil hat, pay attention to what he or she has to say.........it's probably true ;D
Here's another entry from the "probably true" files:
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The woman that Trump called a "clever thinker". She doesn't think the Moon landings happened, and she thinks dinosaurs are fake.
Quote from: Slim on February 02, 2025, 12:59:44 PMI found this sickening.
I could only take a couple of minutes and then skimmed bits and pieces for a couple more. First thing I thought of afterwards was Googling Baptist pastor salaries in the US. Yes, they get paid for this.
Quote from: Slim on January 14, 2025, 11:44:46 AMThe woman that Trump called a "clever thinker". She doesn't think the Moon landings happened, and she thinks dinosaurs are fake.
Trump's clever thinker is now a Flat Earther. Clever.
Andrew Bridgen. Once the MP for NW Leicestershire. Now panders to chemtrailers. He doesn't believe this shit for a moment, he's just desperate for an audience. Which suggests that he probably doesn't believe most of the disinformation he spouted about the COVID vaccines, either.
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Fantastic. One of the comments to Bridgen's nonsense:
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The State of Louisiana has passed a law banning chemtrails. Amazing.
https://eu.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/2025/06/03/what-are-chemtrails-is-louisiana-banning-them-what-to-know-legislation-cospiracy-theory-contrails/84006904007/
The Louisiana Department of Environmental Quality will be required to record chemtrail "sightings" and report complaints on to the Louisiana Air National Guard. Presumably they're going to scramble an F15 to intercept passenger jets with suspicious looking contrails.
Quote from: Slim on February 02, 2025, 12:59:44 PMI found this sickening.
The pastor in this video has announced that he's Jesus Christ.
Of course - he isn't, but then neither was Jesus so hey
I thought the earthquake news might bring out a few tin foilers. Had a look on X, most of them are a variation on these two - the Americans did it to the Russians, or the Russians did it to the Americans.
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I love how they call these things Poseidon Torpedo. I'm surprised they didn't draw a little trident on it themselves.
I've just seen a tweet by Andrew Bridgen which includes an image that, he claims, shows an aircraft producing a contrail and an aircraft in the same shot producing a "chemtrail", in an attempt to show the difference between one and the other.
Obviously, this colossally uninformed dimwittery gets destroyed in the comments - is this guy actually deranged?
He's pathetic, but I think he's just grifting for attention from thickies. I doubt he actually believes in chemtrails. Sad little creep.
Didn't realise quite how far Russell Brand had descended into mouth breathing, knuckledragging fuckwittery. But SciMan Dan nails him quite nicely here.
Amusingly, Russell defends his general position by listing a number of conspiracy theories that he imagines now to be established facts, from vaccine harms to the Twin Towers coming down being an inside job. They're a bit like Bible literalists, the foilers. Exist in their own bubble and live in an atmosphere composed of their own distortions.
Brand was always a complete fuckwit.... never funny just a total arse.. hope he's banged up for a very very long time...
From the protest on Saturday. Bit of a head scratcher.
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Dave takes two anti-vaxxer idiots down.
Nasa hits back at Kim Kardashian's moon landing conspiracy https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg1epp73ppo
Quote from: Fishy on October 31, 2025, 11:41:06 AMNasa hits back at Kim Kardashian's moon landing conspiracy https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg1epp73ppo
Well, truth be told, she's an expert on what is fake..
For the sake of evolution, we should sterilise the Moon landing deniers. Fortunately the anti-vaxxers are helping evolution themselves.
There is a massive social media World of people making money with fake nutritional advice.
2 people who stand and debunk this endless shit stream who I follow
Dr Idz aka Dr Idress Mughall - he's great at using studies, usually meta analyses to put all these snake oil gangsters to rights
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088100361662
And Dr Jessica Knurick - she has a particular bent on tearing the MAGA's "health expert" Robert F. Kennedy Junior to bits
https://www.facebook.com/jknurick
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Two anti-vaxxers systematically dismantled.
Out local weatherman had to issue a warning to tone down the comments section on his social media when he posted the forecast for the coming days.
Riddled with tin foilers not being able to see the difference between a weather forecast and 'climate'.
Even more so the usual bunch of fact deniars; you really can measure temperature and keep a logbook people, the fact you felt it was just as warm in 1976 does not make it true.